Anonymous asked:
describe your girlfriend to us :)
Well she’s pretty awesome (: we just went to prom together and we had a wonderful time. I like spending time with her and I like to cuddle with her to keep her warm. I love it when she falls asleep on me… She’s so cute when she’s sleeping. I love the way her hair smells and I love the way she walks. I love everything about her and nobody’s ever gonna tear us apart. I love you
Anonymous asked:
Hi I think you're cute.
theslothwhatgoesonadventures:
-barry:
wearejohnlocked:
mareeps:
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
sloths often mistake their own arm for a branch and fall to their deaths
they also risk their lives climbing down to the dangeous jungle floor purely to poop

what can you do, y’know?
(Source: drarna, via chubra-chubra)